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A downloadable Prophet Launcher for Windows, Linux, and Android

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Aim to offend the pillars of humanity's most sacred in this speedy 2D platform shooter parody created in the open source Godot game engine and inspired by games like wpnFire.  As the final prophet of this world, annex the souls of the endless legion of old prophets and use them to enhance your own power.  Begin with the first prophet Jesus, the crossed man sent to destroy your faith and die for your sins.  There are:

11 caricatures of enemies including Jesus, Osama, Buddha, and Donald Trump
6 weapons including a railgun and a rocket launcher
4 special abilities including slow motion and a lightning strike
5 customization upgrades including colorable maps and custom enemy texture importing (Mister Rucku and author textures are not included)

Cross-platform score leaderboard
Keyboard, touchscreen, and controller support

Bored?  Try turning the game into a pixel shooter by modifying the game's rendering resolution on a scale of 1-100%.  Import a picture of your worst enemy (a double bacon cheeseburger with fries and extra sauce?) and claim its soul, or import a custom  background to take the fight to your kitchen.  Enable hard mode (starting gun only) or boss rush mode for an extra challenge.  Here's a glimpse of the customization screen:

All sales support the independent game developer Joseph Cantrell.  This game has been in development since April 2018 as a loose metaphor of my ADHD.  I continually iterate on Prophet Launcher to hone my  development skills in areas like illustration, animation, and game mechanics.  I've reused my assets from Prophet Launcher to extremely easily launch other games like Infernight and Infernight 3D.  I find it worth noting again this game is parodic, and nothing within should be treated seriously.  Have fun!  There is always room for improvement, and thus there is more content to come.

When you purchase and download on, you get the Windows,  Android, and Linux versions of Prophet Launcher.



Get this Prophet Launcher and 4 more for $3.50 USD
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On Sale!
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$2.00 $0.80 USD or more

In order to download this Prophet Launcher you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $0.80 USD. You will get access to the following files:

ProphetLauncher.exe 245 MB
ProphetLauncher.apk 542 MB
ProphetLauncher.x86_64 246 MB

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